I Hate Baby Corn

I hate baby corn. Almost as much as I hate celery and olives. But I will eat celery because it helps me to make a great stock and is an integral part of potato and macaroni salads. And I will not hate on olives, because they make amazing oil, which I believe is God's nectar.

But, you, baby corn, you serve absolutely no purpose. You are weirdly small, taste gross, and, frankly, you make me angry . So, Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Man, when you bring me my kung pao chicken, leave out all the baby corn that you use to hide the fact that you are too cheap to put in more meat.