A Eulogy for a Can of Olive Oil at the End of its Days

Yesterday, I poured the last drops of olive oil from my can into a pan. As I near the eve of the departure from my apartment, I've exhausted this 101 fl oz behemoth of an olive oil canister. It served me well, dishing up countless of meals that I've shared with you all. Here's to one hell of a can of oil.

P.S. I'm at work and already extremely bored, so spare me.